Believe it or not, I found this dress on the side of the road. It’s brand new and still had the tag attached. It cost… Wait for it… $89.99!!! That may not seem like a lot to most of you, but that would purchase a lot of ramen.
On the plus side, the dress is a size 12; and by coincidence, so am I! I will look all kinds of cute on coffee dates this spring. Now, I just have to find some shoes to match. I wonder where on Earth I can find those.