Lost Cat 🐱

I saw this on Perimeter Road and thought I’d give it a signal boost.

I.V.

I’m just glad there wasn’t a patient attached.

Tiny Bowling Ball

Tiny pins not included.

Cupcake Topper

I hope it was a happy birthday and they received all the gifts.

Bank Pen

It’s off the chain.

#SorryNotSorry

#HashtagsOutsideTwitter

Umm…

I’ve written a ton about it on the forums. I think it’s a political statement.

Millennium Falcon

You would think that they’d learn not to lose such an awesome ship.

Anachronistic Easter Eggs

It looks like someone’s been futzing with the timeline again.

Budweiser

 There were six cans, but two of them hit the pavement and exploded. Weak-armed, no-throwing litterbug.

Box Cutter

But what I really need is a linoleum knife.

Football

Yeah, I call it a football. Wanna fight about it?

Wrench

This is a wrench used on bicycle pedals. Pro tip: The left pedal is reverse threaded. A simple way to remember this is to turn the wrench toward the rear of the bike when loosening either one.